are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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