My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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