belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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