Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My first STD was from a foam party
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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