I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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