Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize