Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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