doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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