I want to make a zoo with you.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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