office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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