we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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