STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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