these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Two words: blizzard sex
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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