someone get that fucking seahorse.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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