I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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