Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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