community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Did you just see the Batmobile???
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
