But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I intend to get homeless drunk
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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