Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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