Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I smell stomach acid.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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