she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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