I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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