i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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