But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Screwed.edu
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
