Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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