I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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