Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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