I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm getting married
To pizza
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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