This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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