It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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