brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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