I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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