glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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