I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
ttyl tear gas
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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