he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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