Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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