I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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