yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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