that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
