Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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