I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
