Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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