the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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