whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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