But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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