I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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