Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I need moral support for this bender
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
