There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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