Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am midnight drunk by noon
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My vagina just clenched in fear
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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