The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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