Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I enjoy the company of your penis
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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