Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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